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The Home Keys.

1. A, S, D, F : Place your left pointer finger on the F key. You should feel a little bump on the key. Place the other fingers of your left hand so that the little finger is on A, the third finger is on S, and the middle finger is on D.

2. J, K, L, and Semi : Place your right pointer finger on the J key. You should feel a little bump on this key also. Place the other fingers of your right hand so that the little finger is  on the ; key, the third finger is on L, and the middle finger is on K.

ff jj ff jj
dd kk dd kk
ss ll ss ll
aa ;; aa ;;
fj dk sl a;
ffj jjf ddk kkd
ssl lls a; ;a
fjdksla; ;alskdjf
f; dl sk aj ja ks ld ;f
fjfj kdkd slsl a;a;
faj jaffa sak kas;
dall lass dakk;
lads add a laff;
kas jak asks lads;
dad asks all lads;
alfa alfalfa al alfa;
sad as all dads
alas dad falls; salad falls;
slak falls all sad;
sad dad asks a lass;
sad as a salad
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The g and h keys.

To type the letter g, lift the first finger of the left hand from the home key f and move to the right.

Return to f after typing. To type the letter h, lift the first finger of the right hand from the home key j and move to the left. Return to j after typing. When the first fingers of the left and right hands have been moved for the typing of g and h, the second, third and fourth fingers of each hand must remain on the home keys.

aa ss dd ff gg ff
;; ll kk jj hh jj
asdfgf; lkjhj asdfgf; lkjhj
a; sl dk fj gh fj dk sl
gak; hag; jags glass
glad flask hall shall
a ah hah half flash;
a glad lass had a flag;
had a salad; had a glass;
a glass flask; a glad lad;
dash a fall as has;
a glad lad has a sad galah;
a glad lass had half a salad;
gash glad half;
lads slak; ask alf;
dad had a fall
alf had a flag
has dad had a fall; ask dad
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The e and i keys.

e : Second finger of left hand above and slightly to left of d.

i : Second finger of right hand above and slightly to left of k.

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

ded ded; kik kik;
ede ede; iki iki;
ded kik desk;
kiss kids disk deli
dill deli kill kiss kill
edi ike hide like deal
keel life lease idle file
died glide side aid; hike sail
jade lake asked heel
gale he did feed a fish;
he had a dead fish killed;
did a lad kill a fish;
a disk dashes kids desk;
lead life led lied laid;
kel kissed sad sadie said sallie;
jill likes kellie like hillie;
dellie glides like jellie;
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The c and comma ( , ) keys.

c : Second finger of left hand below and slightly to right of d.

comma ( , ) : Second finger of right hand below and slightly to right of k.

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

dcd dcd; k, k, k, k,
dedc dedc, kik, kik,
ice, ice, kick, kick,
disc, disc, dice,
he kicked his desk, he did,
she decided, as he decided,
she iced a cake,
he likes cakes, as he is sick,
a chef likes chickee chills,
jackie is sick, a sick chick,
a child likes cheesie jacks,
she had a chill, he likes ices,
a hag cackles, a hag has cakes,
lacks dacks, jack, has sacks,
clad classic, jacked,
flicks, flecks, flacks,
hickies, heckles, hackles,
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The r and u keys.

r: First finger of left hand above and slightly to left of f

u: First finger of right hand above and slightly to left of j.

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

frf frf frf, juj juj juj;
rfr rfr rfr, uju uju uju;
frf juj, jug jug jug,
fur, hug, rug, rue rue;
curl curl; girl girl;
urge urge urge;
rules rule, a full carriage;
drug a rug, a rude lad lurks;
a jug cull; a glue jar;
lulu fried a fur fish;
a judge flushed; he crushed a grudge;
car crashed, curdled lard;
ruck scared, kick, ruck, guide;
guide glider large sarge;
ride liger, sure share flask,
lesser grass grue ragged far;
fur dug hug hurries hurried;
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The v and m keys.

v : Fir st finger of left han d below and slight ly to right of f.

m : Fi rst finger of right ha nd below and sligh tly to right o f j .

N ote: Fin gers must r emai n on home keys when not in use.

fvf fvf fvf; jmj jmj jmj;
frfv frfv frfv; jujm jujm jujm;
veer veer, germ germ,
river river, firm firm;
she referred him; a car veered;
give him much juice; veered;
a miracle saved him; give him a ham;
give him a mauve vase;
give a girl her caramel ice cream cake;
a muffled miss muddle mud, mum;
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The t and y keys.

t : First finger of left hand above and slightly to left of g.

y : First finger of right hand above and slightly to left of h.

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

gtgf gtgf gtgf; hyhj hyhj hyhj;
tgtf tgtf tgtf; yhyj yhyj;
thy thy, rut rut, guy guy, rye rye,
try try, tray tray; very very very;
stay stay stay; yet yet yet; yeast yeast;
she had a frilly red taffeta dress;
he had a smart grey suit;
they resumed their study;
tim felt very sick after the game;
gertie is very tired;
tell mary the girl is deceitful;
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The b and n keys.

 

b : First finger of left hand below and slightly to right of g.

n : First finger of right and below and slightly to right of h.

 

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

gbgf gbgf gbgf; hnlij hnhj hnhj;
gtgbf hyhnj gtgbf hyhnj;
ban ban ban, nib nib nib,
hub hub hub, rub rub rub,
run run; bean bean; nest nest;
brim brim; navy navy; blunt blunt;
beryl ran fast and caught
the blue train at the siding;
the shy lamb is in the muddy van;
she has cash in the bank;
ruby, kate and may sang
a bright hymn in the little church;
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The w and o keys.

 

w : Third finger of left hand above and slightly to left of s.

o : Third finger of right hand above and slightly to left of l.

 

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

sws sws sws; id lol id;
wsw wsw wsw; do do old;
sws lol; owl owl owl,
won won won, low low low,
bow bow bow, now now; sway sway;
icily lolly; sweet sweet;
lotty lotty; mow mow;
swing high, swing low;
the wise workers walked slowly home;
lower the boat and give the baby
a ride down the river;
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The x and full stop keys.

 

x : Third finger of left hand below and slightly to right of s.

Full Stop ( . ) : Third finger of right hand below and slightly to right of l.

 

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

sxs sxs sxs; l.l l.l l.l;
swsx swsx swsx; lol. lol. lol.
sox sox sox. box box box.
tax tax tax. mix mix mix. lax lax.
the man fixed the window sill
and then went away.
we affixed a seal of wax;
we will seek his good offices.
one monday morning we all went
over the bill and far away.
the girl lost the box of sweets
which was given to her.
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The q and p keys.

 

q: Fourth finger of left hand above and slightly to left of a.

p: Fourth finger of right hand above and slightly to left of semi ( ; ).

 

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

aqa aqa aqa, ;p; ;p; ;p;,
qaq qaq qaq, p;p p;p p;p,
aqa ;p; pen pen; quo quo;
apt apt; qui qui; pet pet;
que que; quay quay; lip lip;
queer queer; mop mop; queen queen;
caper caper; quiet quiet;
opaque opaque; puppies puppies;
pack the pawpaws and take them
to the palace for the queen.
that quiet man quoted a passage
from the quarterly papers.
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The z and forward / keys.

 

z : Fourth finger of left hand below and slightly to right of a.

Forward slash : Fourth finger of right hand below and slightly to right of semi ( ; ).

 

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

 

az az aqaz ;/ ;/ ;p;/ az az aqaz
;/;/ ;p;/ az aqaz ;/ ;p;/
buzz buzz buzz; u/c u/c u/c;
haze haze haze; a/c a/c a/c;
zero zero; zebra zebra;
and/or and/or; zeal zeal; c/o c/o;
the zoo is open every day of the week,
including holidays.
my friends are too tired and lazy
to go to your party.
buzzing bees among the phlox;
the hazy sky; zero hour.
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The Shift Key - Capital Letters.

 

If the letter to be capitalized is on the right-hand side of the keyboard, move the fourth finger of the left hand from the home key to the left-hand Shift Key, at the same time keeping other fingers on the guide keys. Type the character and return the finger to the home key. Release the Shift Key and return the finger to the home key.

To capitalize a letter on the left-hand side of the keyboard depress the right-hand Shift Key.

aA bB cC dD eE fF gg hH iI
jJ kK lL mM nN oO pP qQ rR
sS tT uU vV wW xX yY zZ
To My So It Of As Do Or Ox
Do Oh Up If No We On
Manly, Bondi, Cronulla and
Maroubra are popular Sydney beaches.
Tom, Peter, Oscar and Xavier went
to Coolangatta for Christmas.
The Prime Minister left
for Southern Rhodesia last Wednesday.
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The 5 and 6 keys.

 

5 : First finger of left hand two rows above and slightly to left of g.

6 : First finger of right hand two rows above and slightly to left of h.

 

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

f5g g5f, f5g g5f, j6j h6h j6j,
5F5 5f5 5g5, F5 g5, J6 H6,
f5f 55g, 565 656, 65h g56 6h5,
Fg5 Tr5, IU6 7, Kin6 M6,
656 565 b55, n66 v55, 5656
6 is half a dozen,
twice 6 times 5 plus 6 is 66
6x5x5x6 is Nine Hundred,
5 times 6 and 6 times 5 is sixty.
6 is half a dozen and 5 is
one less than half a sixpack.
All phone numbers in Hollywood
Start with 555.
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The 3, 4, 7 and 8 keys.

 

3: Second finger of left hand two rows above and slightly to left of d.

4: First finger of left hand two rows above and slightly to left of f.

7: First finger of right hand two rows above and slightly to left of j.

8: Second finger of right hand two rows above and slightly to left of k.

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

f4f d3d, f4f d3d, j7j k8k f7f k8k,
4f4 3d3 4f4, f7 d8, j4 k3,
f44 d33 44f 33d, 474 747, 383 838,
74j j47 7j4, 83k k38 8k3,
ur4 4ru, not 7, must b 8,
3 won 8 won 38 won, 3 low 8,
747 474 m44, m77 f88, 7438,
b38 b83 n38, n83 888, 3 sway,
3 F47s shot down a 747 lollies,
3 icy lollies, 38 Sweet Ices,
3x7x4 is 84, 7x4x3 is 84.
8 times eleven is 888.
3 times eleven is 33.
3 times 4 times 7 and 4 is 88.
7 Wise Dwarfs whistled as they
worked and walked slowly home,
My love is leaving on a 747
from gate 88 on Level 4.
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The 1, 2, 9 and 0 keys.

 

1: Fourth finger of left hand two rows above and slightly to left of a.

2: Third finger of left hand two rows above and slightly to left of s.

9: Third finger of right hand two rows above and slightly to left of l.

0: Fourth finger of right hand two rows above and slightly to left of semi(;)

Note: Fingers must remain on home keys when not in use.

s2s a1a. s2s a1a. L9L ;0; s9s ;0;.
2s2 1a1 2s2. s9 a0. L2 ;1.
s22 a11 22s 11a. 292 929. 101 010.
92L L29 9L2. 01; ;10 0;1.
ow2 2wo. zot 9. cost b 0.
1 woz 0 woz 10 woz. 1 Low 0.
929 292 c22. c99 s00. 9210.
b10 b01 z10. z01 000. 1 sway.
291 snakes sat on a Mazda 929.
10 Icy Lollies. 10 sweet aces.
1x9x2 is 18. 1x2x11 is 22.
20 times eleven is 220.
10 times eleven is 110.
10 times 20 times 90 is 18,000.
2 by 2 the 1000s of animals
stepped aboard the Ark at 9.00pm
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The Symbol Keys.

 

Exclamation Mark !: Shift + 1, @ Symbol :Shift + 2, # Symbol: Shift + 3, $ Sign : Shift + 4, % Sign : Shift + 5, & Symbol: Shift + 7, *: Shift + 8, Open Brackets (: Shift + 9, Close Brackets ): Shift + 0, + Sign : Shift + =.

[ , ] , \ , ' , ", ? : Square Brackets, Back Slash, Single Quote, Double Quotes, and Question Mark, find them if you can!

Note: These keys must not be used for bad language!.

a!a, !a!, s@s, @S@, d#d, #D#,
f$f, F4$f, f%f, F5%f, j&j, J7&j,
k*k, K8K, K*K, (l);, l(L); p():
2 @ $10 + 3 @ $25 = $95.00
25% of 14 is 3.5
What is 33% of 99?
Is 10% of $1.20 12 cents?
200% of 100 is 100% of 200!
# & @ are symbols on the top row!
(3+6)*9=81 but (6-3)/9=1
3 is a member of [1,3,5,7,11]
:-) :-( ;-) 8-) 8-D 8-( :-] :-[
On the internet, typing in all
capitals is seen as SHOUTING!
If you want to emphasize, you
should use the internet version
of bold type which is to place
asterisks around the words you
want to ***stand out***.
C:\McGoo\GoKeys!\GoKeys!.exe
McGoo's e-mail address is
mcgoo@mcgoo.com.au
McGoo's web site is at
http://www.mcgoo.com.au
C:\My Documents is a good place
to store your documents!
& is another way of typing "and"!
"Tell all your friends about GoKeys!"
said Mcgoo, "and your teacher, too!"
Bill's files are in H:\Bill, but
mine are in C:\Mine\Stuff.
Where are yours?
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The Key Pad Home Keys.

The Number Key Pad is usually found to the right side of the keyboard. Sometimes it can be a separate device that plugs in via a USB port. The Number Key Pad is used when large amounts of numerical data have to be keyed in quickly, for example, when keying lists of figures or prices.

 

Keying starts with 3 fingers resting on the Key Pad Home Keys.

4 : First finger of right hand.

5 : First finger of right hand.

6 : First finger of right hand.

 

Note: Fingers must remain on the Key Pad Home keys when not in use.

 

 

44 55 66 44 55 66 44 55
66 44 55 66 4455
45 54 45 54 56 65
65 46 64 46 64 55664466
444 555 666 444 555
666 444 555 666 6546
456 654 456 654 546
645 445 556 665 4564
4444 5555 6666 4455
5566 6644 4564 46546
5456 5445 4565 6556
6465 4656 6446 56654
4 5 6 44 45 46 55 56
54 66 65 64 456 654
546 564 665 554 4454
4455 5566 6644 5465
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The Key Pad 1 and 7 Keys.

The Number Key Pad is usually found to the right side of the keyboard.

 

Keying starts with 3 fingers resting on the Key Pad Home Keys.

Then you move up and down to the other keys.

1 : First finger of right hand and down 1.

7 : First finger of right hand and up 1.

 

Note: Fingers must remain on the Key Pad Home keys when not in use.

4747 474474 747474
7477474774 4477 74
414144 414414 411414
1414 141141 4114747
1 41 17 74 71 14 147
741 1141117717 771
414 471 4147 4171
4741 4717 47171117744
17471471741414714147
47415751 67611676
15751477416 475 415
574 514 476416674614
1657654 1657651667114
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The Key Pad 2 and 8 Keys.

The Number Key Pad is usually found to the right side of the keyboard.

 

Keying starts with 3 fingers resting on the Key Pad Home Keys.

Then you move up and down to the other keys.

2 : Second finger of right hand and down 1.

8 : Second finger of right hand and up 1.

 

Note: Fingers must remain on the Key Pad Home keys when not in use.

58 58 585 585 85 85 858 858
5885 5588 855885558885
52 52 525 525 25 25 252252
52255522 25 555222555
858 252 255858525 258585
228882 828882 52558
525852852 58525825 2258
58 52 68 62 48 42 26 86
24 84 25 85 8524 584 524
485 425 56 526 685 625 265 8645
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The Key Pad 3 and 9 Keys.

The Number Key Pad is usually found to the right side of the keyboard.

 

Keying starts with 3 fingers resting on the Key Pad Home Keys.

Then you move up and down to the other keys.

3 : Third finger of right hand and down 1.

9 : Third finger of right hand and up 1.

Note: Fingers must remain on the Key Pad Home keys when not in use.

69 69 696 96 96 969 969
6996 6699 96 63 63 636
636 36 36 363 363 63366
63336 969 363 3996 9336
369963 33633993 939993636
6936369 639669393396
1425 3645 5665 7485 9631
6997 8525 457256 369854
1254716 724159365 123456789
1234565789 98764321
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The Key Pad 0 and Point Keys.

The Number Key Pad is usually found to the right side of the keyboard.

 

Keying starts with 3 fingers resting on the Key Pad Home Keys.

Then you move up and down to the other keys.

0 : First finger of right hand and down 2.

. : Third finger of right hand and down 2.

 

Note: Fingers must remain on the Key Pad Home keys when not in use.

6. 6. 6.6 6.6 .6 .6.6
.6. .6. 6..6 66.. .6
4040 5060 4045 05606
6004 5060 4050 4056
4655 4655 4655 4655 4655
... 6.0 4.05 0.4 4.4
5.0 60.06 2.09108
3.075 0.1 0.2 0.3 0.4 0.5
0.6 6.0 7.0 8.0 90. 10.0
110 20 30 400 500 6001708
809 901 0.1 9.0 1.2 3.4
5.6 7.8 0.9 93068025
7104 45.60 0741970111.
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"Number Rhymes" - Digital Poetry?

 

1,2,3,4,5, Once I caught a fish alive.

6,7,8,9,10, Then I let it go again.

Why did you let it go?

Because it bit my finger so.

Which finger did it bite?

This little finger on the right!

1,2,3,4,5, Once I caught a fish alive.
6,7,8,9,10, Then I let it go again.
Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so.
Which finger did it bite?
This little finger on the right.
1, 2, buckle my shoe:
3, 4, knock at the door;
5, 6, pick up sticks?
7, 8, lay them straight//
9, 10, a big fat hen!
11, 12, dig & delve,
13, 14, maids a-courting...
15, 16, "maids in the kitchen"
17, 18, (maids in waiting)
19, 20, *my plate's empty*.
2 little dicky birds sitting on a wall,
1 named Peter, 1 named Paul.
Fly away Peter, fly away Paul,
Come back Peter, come back Paul!
#3 blind mice, #3 blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life,
As #3 blind mice?
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"This Old Man" - Who Let The Dogs Out?

 

And the knee bone is connected to the dog's bone.

Or, at least, according to this old saw!

Beware of old Irishmen with dogs and paddy-whacks.

They have a knack for knicking your valuables, bones and all!

This old man, he played 1.
He played knick-knack on my drum.
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Give 1 dog a bone,
The 1st old man came rolling home!
This old man, he played 2.
He played knick-knack on my shoe.
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Give 2 dogs a bone,
The 2nd old man came rolling home!
This old man, he played 3.
He played knick-knack on my knee.
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Give 3 dogs a bone,
The 3rd old man came rolling home!
This old man, he played 4.
He played knick-knack on my door.
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Give 4 dogs a bone,
The 4th old man came rolling home!
This old man, he played 5.
He played knick-knack on my hive.
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Give 5 dogs a bone,
The 5th old man came rolling home!
This old man, he played 6.
He played knick-knack on my sticks.
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Give 6 dogs a bone,
The 6th old man came rolling home!
This old man, he played 7.
He played knick-knack up in heaven.
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Give 7 dogs a bone,
The 7th old man came rolling home!
This old man, he played 8.
He played knick-knack on my gate.
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Give 8 dogs a bone,
The 8th old man came rolling home!
This old man, he played 9.
He played knick-knack on my spine.
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Give 9 dogs a bone,
The 9th old man came rolling home!
This old man, he played 10.
He played knick-knack once again.
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Give 10 dogs a bone,
The 10th old man came rolling home!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
All 10 old men came rolling home
And 55 dogs had 1 bone each!
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"Starry Nights" - Sir Edmund Starfish?

 

When you wish upon a star,

You can end up with a very long nose,

Unless, of course, it is the first star to the right!

Then you can end up anywhere!

Star Light Star Bright,
The first star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have the wish I wish tonight.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
how I wonder what you are?
Up above the world so high,
like a diamond in the sky
When the blazing sun is gone,
when he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light,
twinkle, twinkle all the night.
Then the traveller in the dark,
thanks you for your tiny spark,
He could not see which way to go,
if you did not twinkle so.
In the dark blue sky you keep,
and often through my curtains peep,
For you never shut your eye,
'till the sun is in the sky.
As your bright and tiny spark
lights the traveller in the dark,
Though I know not what you are
Twinkle, twinkle little star.
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"London Bells" - That has a familiar ring.

 

"Oranges and Lemons" say the Bells of St. Clements

"Bullseyes and Targets" say the Bells of St. Margaret's

Hell's Bells? Not quite!

Gay go up and gay go down
To Ring the Bells of London Town
"Oranges and Lemons"
Say the Bells of St. Clement's
"Bullseyes and Targets"
Say the Bells of St. Margaret's
"Brickbats and Tiles"
Say the Bells of St. Giles
"Halfpence and Farthings"
Say the Bells of St. Martin's
"Pancakes and Fritters"
Say the Bells of St. Peter's
"Two Sticks and an Apple"
Say the Bells of Whitechapel
"Maids in white aprons"
Say the Bells at St. Katherine's
"Pokers and Tongs"
Say the Bells of St. John's
"Kettles and Pans"
Say the Bells of St. Anne's
"Old Father Baldpate"
Say the slow Bells of Aldgate
"You owe me Ten Shillings"
Say the Bells of St. Helen's
"When will you Pay me?"
Say the Bells of Old Bailey
"When I grow Rich"
Say the Bells of Shoreditch
"Pray when will that be?"
Say the Bells of Stepney
"I do not know"
Say the Great Bell of Bow
Gay go up and gay go down
To Ring the Bells of London Town
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"Animal Rhymes" - Just Random Animals.

 

The lion and the unicorn.

This little piggy.

Itsy Bitsy spider!

Pussy's in the well!

The lion and the unicorn
were fighting for the crown
The lion beat the unicorn
all around the town.
Some gave them white bread,
and some gave them brown;
Some gave them plum cake
and drummed them out of town.
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
"Wee wee wee," all the way home...
Itsy Bitsy spider climbing up the spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
Now Itsy Bitsy spider went up the spout again!
Ding dong bell, Pussy's in the well
Who put her in? Little Johnny Flynn
Who pulled her out? Little Tommy Stout
What a naughty boy was that
Try to drown poor Pussycat,
Who ne'er did any harm
But killed all the mice in the Farmer's barn!
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"Oh, yeah, Baby!" - Lots of little chillun'.

 

Hush a bye baby,

Daddy's gone a-hunting.

And put it in the oven for Baby and me!

And down will come baby, cradle and all!

Hush a bye baby, on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock;
When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall
and down will come baby, cradle and all.
Cry Baby Bunting, Daddy's gone a-hunting
Gone to fetch a rabbit skin,
to wrap the Baby Bunting in
Cry Baby Bunting, Daddy's gone a-hunting
Gone to fetch a rabbit skin,
to wrap the Baby Bunting in.
Cry Baby Bunting.
Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
and the child that is born on Sunday
is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.
Pat a cake, Pat a cake, baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it
and mark it with a 'B',
And put it in the oven for Baby and me.
Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock,
When the bough breaks
the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all.
What are little boys made of?
"Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That's what little boys are made of !"
What are little girls made of?
"Sugar and spice and all things nice
That's what little girls are made of!"
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"Jack and Jill" - A Revision Exercise.

 

Perhaps they should have stayed in typing class! Please take care when climbing Typing Hill to fill your bucket with typing skills.

You know if Jack had gone a little slower and taken more careful steps. He may have got the job done a little more quickly instead of becoming an abject failure with a bag on his head!

Note: Fingers must remain on hands when not in use.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
As they proceeded towards the top,
Jack was suddenly gripped by fear
As he suffered badly from acrophobia;
A fear of heights.
The fear advanced to dizziness
and then to vertigo.
With his balance gone,
Jack lost all sense of up and down,
And fell, rolling, back down the slope.
Whereupon reaching the bottom,
Jack cracked his head against a stone.
Jill fainted at the sight.
She executed an excellent tumble-turn
As she also careered downward.
Luckily, a most generous and ingenious
Doctor of medicine happened along.
He fashioned a most appropriate
Bandage made solely of brown paper.
Despite the timely administrations
Of the most generous doctor,
Both the protagonists still suffered
From amnesia and so wandered home
With their empty bucket...
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"Little Miss Muffet" - A Revulsion Exercise.

 

Perhaps they should have stayed in typing class! Please take care when venturing out into the Typing Wilderness to fill your tummy with typing skills.

You know, if Miss Muffet had kept her eyes on the job at hand and had not gone looking all around she may have efficiently entered the curds and whey into her system. The spider was never going be any help! He wasn't a Typing Tutor, just a Web Browser.

Note: Bottom must remain on seat when sitting.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating some curds and whey.
An unsuspecting Terence Tarantula,
completely unaware of the unreasonable
Arachnophobia of the young lady
who dined so happily upon the rather
inappropriate piece of furniture that
she had carefully laid out on the lawn,
proceeded to remove his lunch from his
briefcase and take up a suitable
eating position quite close by her side.
Now, it is widely believed that
Little Miss Muffet was the innocent
victim of this unfortunate occurrence.
Quite the opposite really, because,
whilst she was able to run quickly away
screaming for all her worth, poor
Terence was left battered and,
as it seemed to his tiny mind,
quite clearly and unfairly, rejected behind.
So scarred was he by this brief
but traumatic encounter that he
instantly developed an unreasonable fear
of humans; Hominidophobia;
and can no longer bear to even look
briefly upon a monkey, let alone
a gigantic, blue-eyed, pale-haired beast,
such voracious monster that sat so
carelessly devouring the never-to-be
cheese, upon her tuffet, that fateful day!
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"Mary Had a Little Lamb" - A Replication Exercise.

 

Do all those keys look the same? You should not know because you are not supposed to be looking at them!

Please take care when coming to school in case someone’s science experiment follows you! You know, if Mary had a little pig instead, the groundsman would have been most upset!

Note: Tails must remain between legs when not wagging.

Mary had a little lamb.
Its fleece was white as snow.
As sheep are genetically predisposed
to follow the leader
wherever they may go,
everywhere that Mary went
The lamb went also!
Mary's dad had cloned quite a few
of this particular strand of lamb
so the many identical members
of the little flock soon joined
en masse behind her.
They followed her to school one day.
As you would well know,
this is against the rules
to have one sheep at school;
let alone so many so identical.
The teacher was not at all impressed
to see this flock at school.
Peter the groundsman, on the other hand,
found the little blighters most useful.
Apart from keeping the grass down
and cutting down on his mowing,
the thoughtful lambs provided him
with a ready supply of pre-pelletised,
low-odour, easy-handling manure of
particularly good and consistent
quality that was excellent for
fertilizing his native trees.
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"Blue Locks and the 3 Not-Bears" - A Recreation Exercise.

 

Things are not always as they seem, so be careful what you touch with your little fingers. A slip of the finger may end up changing someone’s name, or even changing the whole story!

Remember if every time you look you see the same old thing, don’t bother looking; keep your eyes on the screen.

Note: Eyes must remain in sockets when not in use.

Once upon a time in the forest
in Australia, there lived
a family of 3 not-bears up a gum tree.
They were particularly proud of their
Family eucalypt, it being most tall.
There was the fat, leathery, and lethargic
Dad Not-Bear, the organised and efficient
Mum Not-Bear, and their grumpy offspring,
Billy Bub Not-Bear.
Nearby to the great forest,
Deep in the Australian Outback,
Lived a girl with beautiful, bright, red hair.
Her mother, Mrs Locks,
Had named her goldie,
But her clever little friends,
as Outback Aussies are wont to do,
nicknamed her with the moniker, Blue.
One morning young Blue was out walking
Deep in the forest of tall eucalypts,
When she came upon a certain gum.
A lovely blue gum it was.
That particular morning the Koalas
Had gone off to the waterhole for
A very necessary drink of water.
Blue decided to climb the tree
To have a look around.
Now if you think I am going to
Carry on about Blue eating all
The Not-Bear's porridge then you
Are sadly ill-advised.
The Not-Bears no more ate porridge
Than Blue ate gum leaves.
They didn't sit in chairs,
Or sleep in beds either,
And Blue was no good at
Sleeping in the fork of a tree.
If you had ever climbed a blue gum
In the centre of the forest
In the middle of the Australian Outback,
Then you would probably know
That there is not much to see,
But lots of other gum trees.
Blue had seen lots of gum trees before
So she climbed back down and went home.
When the Not-Bears came home,
They were oblivious to the fact
That she had even been there
Which goes to show, doesn't it?
Fair dinkum! It was more than
A Koala could not bear!
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The 3 Little Piggies and the Big Bad Wolf

- A Reconstruction Exercise.

 

Before you venture out in the wide blue world, be sure you know how to make your way. You do not want to be guessing how to go about putting something together, or you may have more than a typographical misconstruction!

Remember, a successful future is built on a solid foundation. Build it and they will come.

Note: Feet must remain on floor when standing.

3 Little Piggies grew up one day,
And started out from home in the usual way!
At 18 little piggy years of age, they said
Mummy's Little Piggies no longer are we!
Each of the piggies sought to live alone
So went to build each a house of his own.
The 1st Little Piggy built his of straw,
Not exactly in the local council by-laws!
The other 2 Piggies were lazy so-and-sos
So they just moved in with 1st.
It wasn't long when that Big Bad Wolf
Came along on his daily rounds.
When the wolf came to #34 Hay Bale Way,
He immediately saw that his chance of
Having roast pork for dinner was 95.95%.
The Wolf approached the door and knocked.
"Who is it?" called 1st Little Pig.
"Why it is just me," replied Wolfie.
"What do you want, Hairy Ears!," the very
rude 2nd Little Pig came back.
"Yeah, just ping off, you ugly wolf,"
interjected 3rd, "We don't like you!"
Wolfie calculated the wind velocity
At approximately 17.56 kph. Just enough
When added to his peak breath of 23 kph,
To blow over the Little Piggies' house.
"Let me in Little Piggies," he cried,
"Or by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin,
I'll blow your straw house in!"
"Pork luck, Schmuck! was the reply.
Coincidentally, those, collectively,
were the last words ever uttered by
the 3 Little Piggies.
The Big Bad Wolf just said,
"Yum!"
Web: http://www.bigbadwolf.com.au
email: wolfie@bigbadwolf.com.au
Fax: 555 63829
Phone: 1800 WOLFIE
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"Wee Animals" - Not what you think, just small, that's all!

 

The mouse ran up the clock

Ladybug ladybug fly away home,

Pussycat pussycat, where have you been?"

He knew a mouse was not a rat.

Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one, the mouse ran down
Hickory dickory dock
Ladybug ladybug fly away home,
Your house in on fire and your children are gone,
All except one and that's little Ann,
For she crept under the frying pan.
I had a little hen, the prettiest ever seen,
She washed up the dishes and kept the house clean.
She went to the mill to fetch us some flour,
And always got home in less than an hour.
She baked me my bread, she brewed me my ale,
She sat by the fire and told a fine tale!
Pussycat pussycat, where have you been?"
"I've been up to London to visit the Queen."
"Pussycat pussycat, what did you dare?"
"I frightened a little mouse under her chair"
There was a little guinea-pig,
Who, being little, was not big;
He always walked upon his feet,
And never fasted when he eat.
When from a place he run away,
He never at the place did stay;
And while he run, as I am told,
He ne'er stood still for young or old.
He often squeaked, and sometimes violent,
And when he squeaked he ne'er was silent.
Though ne'er instructed by a cat,
He knew a mouse was not a rat.
One day, as I am certified,
He took a whim and fairly died;
And as I am told by men of sense,
He never has been living since.
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"The Elephant Rhyme"

 

This one is D&M, like an elephant's memory!

 

This lesson is huge,

like the eponymous creature's size.

Maybe one to put in the trunk

And keep for a rainy day.

It was six men of Indostan
To learning much inclined,
Who went to see the Elephant
(Though all of them were blind),
That each by observation
Might satisfy his mind
The First approached the Elephant,
And happening to fall
Against his broad and sturdy side,
At once began to bawl:
"God bless me! but the Elephant
Is very like a wall!"
The Second, feeling of the tusk,
Cried, "Ho! what have we here
So very round and smooth and sharp?
To me 'tis mighty clear
This wonder of an Elephant
Is very like a spear!"
The Third approached the animal,
And happening to take
The squirming trunk within his hands,
Thus boldly up and spake:
"I see," quoth he, "the Elephant
Is very like a snake!"
The Fourth reached out an eager hand,
And felt about the knee.
"What most this wondrous beast is like
Is mighty plain," quoth he;
"'Tis clear enough the Elephant
Is very like a tree!"
The Fifth, who chanced to touch the ear,
Said: "E'en the blindest man
Can tell what this resembles most;
Deny the fact who can
This marvel of an Elephant
Is very like a fan!"
The Sixth no sooner had begun
About the beast to grope,
Than, seizing on the swinging tail
That fell within his scope,
"I see," quoth he, "the Elephant
Is very like a rope!"
And so these men of Indostan
Disputed loud and long,
Each in his own opinion
Exceeding stiff and strong,
Though each was partly in the right,
And all were in the wrong!
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"Owl and Pussycat" - Like Ships in the Night.

 

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea

In a beautiful pea-green boat,

They took some honey,

and plenty of money,

Wrapped up in a five pound note.

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey,
and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
you are, you are,
What a beautiful Pussy you are."
Pussy said to the Owl "You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing.
O let us be married,
too long we have tarried;
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
his nose, his nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell
for one shilling your ring?"
Said the Piggy, "I will!"
So they took it away,
and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince,
and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon.
And hand in hand,
on the edge of the sand.
They danced by the light of the moon,
the moon, the moon.
They danced by the light of the moon.
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"Old Lady Who" - What a strange diet!

 

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;

How absurd to swallow a bird.

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

I don't know why she swallowed a fly!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!
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"Farm Animals" - Things that Go Moo in the Night.

 

Baa baa black sheep,

Horsey horsey don't you stop.

The cow jumped over the moon!

The sheep's in the meadow!

Higgledy Piggledy, my black hen!

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
"Wee wee wee," all the way home...
Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the master, one for the dame, and
one for the little boy who lives down the lane
Horsey horsey don't you stop
Just let your feet go clippetty clop
The tail goes swish and the wheels go round
Giddy up, we're homeward bound.
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon!
Little Boy Blue come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow
the cow's in the corn.
But where's the boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under a haystack fast asleep.
Will you wake him? No, not I
for if I do, he's sure to cry.
Higgledy Piggledy, my black hen,
She lays eggs for gentlemen;
Sometimes nine, and sometimes ten,
Higgledy Piggledy, my black hen!
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"A Story" - An Anxious Albatross Altercation.

 

Animals who always do all things the same way can get into a rut.

Sometimes it can give them a bad name!

Albatrosses are known to ancient mariners as the foretellers of doom.

Sit up and stay flexible and you might become a more positive omen!

 

 

Agoraphobic Alby, an avuncular albatross,
angled across an azure Atlantic afternoon.
Anyone asking Agoraphobic Alby anything
about an anxiety affliction as awful as
agoraphobia activated an ageless argument.
Albatrosses always answered any aside as
an affront against almost all albatrosses.
Agoraphobic Alby, as always airborne,
as all albatrosses always are, about-faced
and angled anti-clockwise aerobatically.
Another angle across an azure Atlantic
anticipates another Alby address?
"As albatrosses all agree, air and
atmosphere add angst about altogether
and all-around ambivalent attitudes
about altitude and amplitude."
"Almost as an albatross arises away
and actuates airborne alacrity, anxiety
accumulates and apparently aggravates
an ancestral agoraphobia, an anxiety about
all abyssal airiness; abysmal antipathy
assiduously acts against attempts at
allaying, abating, assuaging, alleviating,
and appeasing an appallingly affective
affliction aimed at all albatrosses."
"Alas, an albatross alone empathizes!"
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"Sheep Tails" - You'll know where to find them.

 

Little Bo peep has lost her sheep

Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?

Mary had a little lamb.

Leave them alone and they'll come home,

Bringing their tails behind them.

Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
Leave them alone and they'll come home,
Bringing their tails behind them.
Little Bo peep fell fast asleep
And dreamt she heard them bleating,
But when she awoke, she found it a joke,
For they were all still fleeting.
Then up she took her little crook
Determined for to find them.
She found them indeed,
but it made her heart bleed,
For they left their tails behind them.
It happened one day, as Bo peep did stray
Into a meadow hard by,
There she espied their tails side by side
All hung on a tree to dry.
She heaved a sigh, and wiped her eye,
And over the hillocks went rambling,
And tried what she could,
As a shepherdess should,
To tack again each to its lambkin.
Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
who lives down the lane.
Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white as snow;
And everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day,
which was against the rule;
It made the children laugh and play,
to see a lamb at school.
And so the teacher turned it out,
but still it lingered near,
And waited patiently about till Mary did appear.
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
the eager children cry;
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know"
the teacher did reply.
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"Robin Songs"

(Not the kind that burglars sing!)

 

Oh, the red, red robin goes bob, bob, bobbin along.

He rocks in the treetop all day long,

Rockin' and a boppin' and a-singing this song

Go Rockin' Robin!

Little Robin Redbreast sat upon a rail;
Niddle, naddle, went his head,
Wiggle, waggle, went his tail.
Little Robin Red breast sat upon a tree,
Up went pussy cat and down went he;
Down came pussy, and away Robin ran;
Says little Robin Red breast,
"Catch me if you can".
Little Robin Red breast jumped upon a wall,
Pussy cat jumped after him
and almost got a fall;
Little Robin chirped and sang,
and what did pussy say?
Pussy cat said, "Meeow!" and Robin jumped away.
The North wind doth blow and we shall have snow,
And what will poor robin do then, poor thing?
He'll sit in a barn and keep himself warm
and hide his head under his wing, poor thing.
"Who killed Cock Robin?" "I," said the Sparrow,
"With my bow and arrow, I killed Cock Robin."
"Who saw him die?" "I," said the Fly,
"With my little eye, I saw him die."
All the birds of the air
fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
When they heard the bell toll
For poor, poor Cock Robin.
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"Easy As Eggs" - Excellent Egg Exploits.

 

Just sitting on the fence can lead to a drop in confidence.

Cracks can appear that are hard to correct.

Eggs are the beginning of everything. Just ask us chickens!

Keep your life balanced if you want to stay on the up and up!

Eventually every excellent egg exceeds,
Eggspert Eric's exacting egg examinations.
Eric evaluates eggs, even exercising,
especially extreme examples exemplifying
excess egginess, exuding egomaniacal envy.
Energetically, Eric employs enumerable egg
experiments, estimating existing erratum.
Extraordinary exemplars extend Eric's
eager, effervescent excitement entailing
enchanting, engrossing, enigmatic embryos.
Enamel eggshells encase Easter excesses.
Eric explains each error exclaiming
euphemisms engendering eternal epithets.
Eager, enthusiastic eggheads educate
earnest Earthlings - emotionally engaged.
Eric's epistle elucidates extravagant
embellishments; effecting enjoyment.
Enclosing eight edible enemies, eight
eggcups exploit eight ellipsoid
ettiquettes espousing exaggerated
empathy, expelling exorbitantly
entrepreneurial economies, etcetera.
Enviously, Eric establishes effacious
elbow-contact, exposing eloquent
expletives, emanating emotionally,
entirely expected explosions.
Eject Evil Eggs! Easy!
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"3 Little Kittens"

They lost their mittens!

 

"Oh mother dear,

we sadly fear that we have lost our mittens."

"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!

Then you shall have no pie."

Three little kittens they lost their mittens,
and they began to cry, "Oh mother dear,
we sadly fear that we have lost our mittens."
"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie."
"Meeow, meeow, meeow, now we shall have no pie."
The three little kittens,
they found their mittens, and they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, see here, see here
For we have found our mittens."
"Put on your mittens, you silly kittens
And you shall have some pie"
"Meeow, meeow, meeow. Now let us have some pie."
The three little kittens put on their mittens
And soon ate up the pie,
"Oh mother dear, we greatly fear
That we have soiled our mittens."
"What! soiled you mittens, you naughty kittens!"
Then they began to cry, "Meeow, meeow, meeow"
Then they began to sigh.
The three little kittens they washed their mittens
And hung them out to dry,
"Oh mother dear, do you not hear
That we have washed our mittens."
"What! washed your mittens, you are good kittens."
But I smell a rat close by,
"Meeow, meeow, meeow" we smell a rat close by...
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"Wild Animals " - Not really that scarey.

 

A wise old owl lived in an oak

The monkey chased the weasel.

On slugs and on snails.

Now Itsy Bitsy spider went up the spout again!

A wise old owl lived in an oak
The more he saw the less he spoke
The less he spoke the more he heard.
Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?
Round and round the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey stopped to pull up his socks
And Pop goes the weasel.
"Croak!" said the toad,
"I'm hungry, I think;
Today I've had nothing
To eat or to drink.
I'll crawl to a garden
And jump through the *pales,
And there I'll dine nicely
On slugs and on snails."
"Ho, ho!" quoth the frog,
"Is that what you mean?
Then I'll hop away to
The next meadow stream;
There I will drink, and
Eat worms and slugs too,
And then I shall have a
Good dinner like you."
Itsy Bitsy spider climbing up the spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
Now Itsy Bitsy spider went up the spout again!
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"Londo Bridge" - In London no more!

 

London Bridge is falling down,

Falling down, falling down,

London Bridge is falling down,

My fair Lady!

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair Lady.
Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair Lady.
Wood and clay will wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
Wood and clay will wash away,
My fair Lady.
Build it up with bricks and mortar,
Bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar,
Build it up with bricks and mortar,
My fair Lady.
Bricks and mortar will not stay,
Will not stay, will not stay,
Bricks and mortar will not stay,
My fair Lady.
Build it up with iron and steel,
Iron and steel, iron and steel,
Build it up with iron and steel,
My fair Lady.
Iron and steel will bend and bow,
Bend and bow, bend and bow,
Iron and steel will bend and bow,
My fair Lady.
Build it up with silver and gold,
Silver and gold, silver and gold,
Build it up with silver and gold,
My fair Lady.
Silver and gold will be stolen away,
Stolen away, stolen away,
Silver and gold will be stolen away,
My fair Lady.
Set a man to watch all nigh,
Watch all night, watch all night,
Set a man to watch all night,
My fair Lady.
Suppose the man should fall asleep,
Fall asleep, fall asleep,
Suppose the man should fall asleep?
My fair Lady.
Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
Smoke all night, smoke all night,
Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
My fair Lady.
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"The HareFish and The Turtle"

- A Reliability Exercise.

 

Not everything is as it seems! Sometimes you need to hasten slowly to go quickly. Slow and steady wins the race! If HareFish had gone a little slower and concentrated more, he may have got the job done, instead of coming second.

 

Note: Fins are great for swimming, but fingers are best for keying.

Once upon a time there was a zippy
little fish that lived in the
Great Barrier Reef Marine Park.
His name was Harefish.
Harefish was very prone to hare-brained
schemes, but his impetuousness was
kept in check by his fine friend,
Toby the Turtle. Toby was a serious
kind of turtle not given to rash
schemes of any kind, but a fine sort
of chap to have as a pal as he tended
to keep one out of trouble.
One fine day, Harefish challenged Toby
to a race up to the end of the local reef.
Harefish was keen to start, but Toby
was keen to set the playing conditions.
"Before we start," said Toby,
"I want to ask you a question."
"What question?" asked Harefish eagerly.
"Just this," Toby replied intriguingly,
"If a meteorite falls into the sea, but
nobody sees it..." "What's a meteorite?"
interrupted Harefish impatiently.
"It's a rock that falls from space."
"What space? Under the Reef?"
"No, the space above the sky, above the
water, where you cannot swim! Oh, don't
bother with that. If a rock falls into
the sea and you don't see it, do you see?"
"Yes..., I see it, but I don't see it
in the sea. Is that right?" said Harefish.
"Yes," continued Toby, "if you didn't see
it fall, was it actually there?"
"Well, if I didn't see it, I don't know
if it was there or not, do I?"
"Exactly, so it is the same with racing."
"How?" "Well, if nobody sees you win,
you are not really winning, are you?"
"No," replied Harefish, "I guess not."
"So," continued Toby, "you must make sure
that someone knows you are winning at all
times throughout the race. Only then can
you be sure that you are truly the winner."
"No worries," said Harefish, "I'll make
sure that somebody always knows it's me."
"Good," said Toby, "let us start."
And so the race started, Harefish darting
ahead until he would spot a witness,
at which point he would zip up and tell
the unsuspecting bystander, exactly what
was happening. He was winning!
Toby, of course, just plodded on.
He did not need to stop and explain that
he was losing. That in itself was obvious.
As the race neared the end of the reef,
locals were becoming much more sparse,
and Harefish was finding more and more that
he needed to back-track to find a
suitable witness to his winningness.
Just before the end of the reef, he
passed out of sight of the last creature,
at which point he had to swim back past
his friend, Toby, who, of course, was
now winning, and by the time Harefish
returned to the race, Toby was passing the
finish line in full view of his
competitor, Harefish. "I won!" cried Toby.
"No you did not!" shouted Harefish.
"No one saw you cross the line,
so you cannot have been the winner!"
"Ah but you did, Harefish. You saw me!"
"But what does that prove?"
IMHO, that proves that it is better to
be seen to succeed, than it is to
succeed to be seen, especially if you
put it all on the line,
just as you have now.
That was 77 lines, BTW.
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"Funny Guys"

What Can I Say? These Old Guys... They Are Funny!

 

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie

Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,

He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile!

He went to bed and he bumped his head

And couldn't get up in the morning!

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,
Went to bed with his trousers on;
One shoe off, and one shoe on,
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John!
Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,
Tapping at the window
and crying through the lock,
Are all the children in their beds,
it's past 8 o'clock?
There was a crooked man
and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat,
which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together
in a little crooked house
Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
and a merry old soul was he;
He called for his pipe in the middle of the night
And he called for his fiddlers 3.
Every fiddler had a fine fiddle,
and a very fine fiddle had he;
Oh there's none so rare as can compare
With King Cole and his fiddlers 3.
Tom Tom the piper's son
Stole a pig and away he ran,
The pig was eat and Tom was beat
And Tom went roaring down the street.
It's raining, it's pouring
The old man is snoring
He went to bed and he bumped his head
And couldn't get up in the morning.
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"Jack's House"

- Or at least, the one he built!

 

This is the cow with the crumpled horn

That tossed the dog that worried the cat

That killed the rat that ate the malt

That lay in the house that Jack built!

This is the house that Jack built!
This is the malt that lay
in the house that Jack built.
This is the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the cat that killed the rat
That ate the malt that lay
in the house that Jack built.
This is the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the priest all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the cock that crowed in the morn
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the farmer sowing his corn
That kept the cock that crowed in the morn
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built!
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"Food for Thought" - Things You Can Eat.

 

Pease pudding in the pot.

Bake me a cake as fast as you can;.

Half a pound of treacle!

Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie!

The Queen of Hearts she made some tarts

all on a summer's day.

Pease pudding hot, Pease pudding cold,
Pease pudding in the pot - nine days old.
Some like it hot, some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot - nine days old.
Pat a cake, Pat a cake, baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark it with a 'B',
And put it in the oven for Baby and me.
Peter Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her!
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well!
Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Let me taste your ware"
Said the pieman to Simple Simon,
"Show me first your penny"
Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Sir, I have not any!"
Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish
to set before the king?
The king was in his counting house
counting out his money,
The queen was in the parlour
eating bread and honey
The maid was in the garden
hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird
and pecked off her nose!
The Queen of Hearts she made some tarts
all on a summer's day;
The Knave of Hearts he stole the tarts
and took them clean away.
The King of Hearts called for the tarts
and beat the Knave full sore
The Knave of Hearts brought back the tarts
and vowed he'd steal no more.
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"Silly Rhymes"

With Billy and Milly and Willy and ...

 

Peter Peter pumpkin eater,

Had a wife and couldn't keep her!

When she got there, the cupboard was bare

And so betwixt the two of them

They licked the platter clean.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a bone,
When she got there, the cupboard was bare
So the poor little doggie had none.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children
she didn't know what to do!
So she gave them some broth without any bread,
And she whipped them all soundly
and sent them to bed!
Peter Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her!
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well!
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with 7 wives,
Each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats,
Each cat had 7 kits: kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so betwixt the two of them
They licked the platter clean
Jack ate all the lean,
Joan ate all the fat.
The bone they picked it clean,
Then gave it to the cat
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